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A $400,000 Lamborghini was cut in half in a crash last night near Washington DC. The front part separated from the rear and the rear-end caught fire after the car struck a concrete light pole. Firefighters were quickly on the scene and quelled the flames.

So far as we know at this point, the driver's ethnicity had zero to do with the crash but police suspiciously described the driver only as 'an adult who suffered minor injuries'.

Police refused to answer questions from a Fox News reporter about the driver's ethnicity and citizenship and also pointedly refused to comment on reports cited by CNN that the driver was seen wearing an ankle monitoring device, of the type typically worn by those on supervised bail or parole. The cause of the crash was not immediately known as the police continue their investigation, but Fairfax County Virginia is no stranger to luxury vehicle mayhem.

Several car detailers in the DC area tell reporters they no longer work on Lamborghini's because the model attracts too many of the wrong type. "Far too often there's been disgusting permanent stains left by leakage from the Lamborghini owner's adult diaper," one detailer Ted Williams told this reporter, "We all know the type who drive these cars, I don't have to spell it out."

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