Tonto said something very telling today, she/he said GIF was some of his/her "best work" (?)....MY OPINION ( ONLY ) is that Tonto and Kugler 'stumbled' upon a 'scam' at GIFS. PUGS
Pugs, I did not stumble upon anything. I broke the scam through hard work. The company was liquidated and honest people were hurt. Your assumptions are ludicrous as is your qualifying the court case history in Ca.
You have no idea who I am, what my resources are, and how deep I can go, others have learned and the authorities very much appreciate my work.
You have called me many inappropriate things during the past two weeks
but you missed one that better describes my position. I in no way have a financial stake in this company, although I did for a couple of days. I am not affiliated with any shorters, and am not attempting to "shake shares" as you have erroneously determined.
You have angered me more than the crooks at GIFS, and it was after I was insulted there that I decided to work hard and provide my research to the authorities. You have hurt your fellow shareholders while you played your petty games.
Comrad Tonto,
Boss says no more Vodka business on Internet. We have rule in Mother
Russia-"You can only serve one Boris" (who, just like I promised is
doing great after successful Vodka treatments back in Homeland. He
almost died from drinking all that bottled water in many meetings
outside glorious Motherland).
Boss says can't compete with bottled water on Internet. Says Internet
really does sell air.....not water. He thinks people on Internet do not think clearly, and so wants to sell Vodka in real market where facts hit you in face like cold Siberian wind. But decision to stop on Internet came over protests from Propaganda Minister who gets new ideas every day.
I told Boss I told only truth about Vodka. He says not good enough. He
says I can't talk about my business. I told him I also put on Internet
how to make a nuclear device to fit in suitcase. He said that's OK. But no business. He says you Americans spend more time and money suing than our glorious soldiers on leave spend on all Russian call girls combined. But he is right. I too prefer to spend my time and money on the ladies. Boss also says now staff will not have their names on internet either.
I have learned much about American Stock Market called BB. American
Capitalist pigs are now using old Russian invention of taking money from proletariat and "transferring" it to their pockets, much like KGB does now except KGB uses smile and gun, not just smile.
I learned Americans don't think much of your precious First Amendment. I was told it was first because America thought it most important of all. Hypocritical Capitalist dogs! But we are used to hearing only party line in Mother Russia and know it is very dangerous to disagree openly. It is same here to there....you Americans only value someone's else's precious rights to the extent they affect you personally.
I thought Internet was for all to use freely so people could learn.
Another pitiful American education project! But then I see American
Education giving your children A's in reading even though they can't
read, but they feel good about it. Only in America!
Sorry Tonto, I ramble as I sit here sipping pure, sparkling,
crystal clear Russian Vodka, smoking a good Cuban cigar, and listening
to Moscow boys choir sing "Workers of the World, Unite". It brings tears to my eyes.
I see Mr. Pugs now says you are evil. Are you playing cat and mouse with him? I saw you destroy your detractors on GIFS with your resources. Mr. Pugs has no idea who he is dealing with. I do not think Mr. Pugs has ever seen Tonto angry. Maybe he does not know you are tenacious like saber-toothed Tiger. Perhaps you could be nice and tell him to read GIFS thread before you spear him like Russian sturgeon.
Please tell Mr. Riley G for me that we used to just kill dissenters, but it got too messy. Now we just send them to Gulag, particularly if they tell truth. That way lies last longer. Even our superior Russian people start to believe propaganda after a while. Our beloved Nikita told you Americans we were going to bury you. People in Russia believed that for long time. Now they are in bread line. I told them to sell rubles and buy good American investments. What did they do? They said they wanted the rubles, the paper, in their pockets. Now a boxcar full of rubles is worth only what you can get for boxcar. The good news is that rubles are appreciating against bottled water companies.
And also Mr. Riley G, I notice company having trouble with pesky
Government. That was big problem in Mother Russia. We used to bribe
pesky Government with Vodka, but after a while even that did not work.
But we solved problem. We got rid of pesky Government. Now KGB runs
everything. So business can do whatever it wants as long as they pay
KGB, and we still make the peasants pay for our Porsches. Propaganda
Minister also wishes me to say to be careful. He says for every Cossack we put away for telling truth, ten more jump up, telling the truth. They are like vermin in Mother Russia. It makes you want to throw up your borscht in your lap! (Boss laughs and says they are "impediment to business")
But Boss also says Asians have done pretty good without your Rocky
Mountain water so far. There are more of them than you. And we have been telling them results of your American study which shows Vodka will make you live longer. Say that about water! We tell them they can win the war with against Imperialist swine simply by outliving them. And shelves are already lined with Russian Vodka.
Tonto, I hear company will not talk. I know your decadent American
movies say we Russians use truth serum, but reality is we use Vodka. Let me suggest you sit at table with officers and pour many shots while listening to musical heroes like Rachmaninoff or Prokofiev. You will have them talking in no time (if it is Russian Vodka). I saw them at American taste test once and they babbled all night. I think they are only living example of old American saying "Loose Lips Sink Ships".
Please tell all water people good luck and not to buy air. Tell them to buy pure, sparkling, crystal clear Russian Vodka (the fastest growing beverage in all of Mother Russia)
I wager Mr. Kugler will miss SI. No doubt he will be lurking.
Comrade Tonto, the sleeping giant, what must be next? You may publish
letter on Internet, if you so choose.
Nazdrowie,
Mikhail |
