White House Apprentice Survivor has spawned a spinoff - The Celebrity Presidential Pardon Palooza Show.
Our Reality Show President will issue pardons on a regular weekly basis. The pardon cadidates will all be recommended by political and show business celebrities.
Fox News will air regular programs where potential pardon candidates can be promoted by a celebrity champion or by a family member. The President has already started teasing out names to build the hype. No one knows how to flack a show like the Reality Show President.
Unfortunately I have no celebrity status to push a candidate. If I did it would be Benedict Arnold. I find that character a natural for a Trump Presidential Pardon for various reasons. Sure some say he tried to hand over West Point to the British Army but he had been treated very, very unfairly by the Continental Congress. It's not like he burned the White House or something. /sarc
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