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To: Kid Rock who wrote (6243)	1/15/1998 4:54:00 PM
From: Rambi	Read Replies (1) of 71178

Ahhh--hanzome young man!!! Seet down! Forget zees eemposters. Let Madame Frastrada help you. First I must shake up my leetle crystal ball..ahh-do you live een a White House? (Leetle joke) You have a verrry complicated dream! Why could you not dhream of somzing seeemple, like frogs?? Or being naked? (anozer leetle joke) We weel haf to be a bit createef wiz your dhream...there eeez no sikh in zis book! Ahhh---but here ees sheik---cloze enuf! Moslem, Hindu, whaz ze deeference. Oh dear! Eet means you weel see a doctor. But let uz begeen wiz zee bed. I am a leetle unclear...was thees your own bed? Because eef eet waz, eet means an early marriage and theese ees somzing you might want to share wiz your wife. But I need more information---Waz ze bed burning? Doez your wife look like Farah Fawcett? Eef zo, be careful! Hide ze matches! Were you making ze bed? Or making it een ze bed? (Anozer leetle joke) Let's talk about zee jewels. I like jewels. Zis ees a sign of extravagance. Haf you been spending money?? And ze color purple means a journey--aha! I must tell you zat the sheik ruling over hiz tribe-reprezented by ze girl behind ze screen, wheech iz as cloze az I can get wiz thees cheap book, meanz hard times are coming. OKey-dokey, I am ready to summarize! I zink you and your new wife (congratulations!) are going to take an extravagant honeymoon to India and overextend your credeet cards and you will need a doctor for your ulcer. That weel be 20.00.

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