But then, the book goes south, erm, quite literally, when Daniels describes a night she spent with Trump. Per the Guardian:
She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”
“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool …
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart …
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
Toad from Mario Kart.Photo: Nintendo
So there we have it: Stormy Daniels, a woman who was paid to stay quiet
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he Volatile Mermaid? @OhNoSheTwitnt
Breaking: Trump releases letter from 69 women stating his dick does not look like Toad from Mario Kart and its nickname is actually Donkey Schlong.
Tony Posnanski?Verified account @tonyposnanski
Waiting for Trump to have a letter from 65 women saying his penis doesn’t look like the mushroom from Mario Kart.
KT NELSON? @KrangTNelson
all I want on this earth is for sarah huckabee sanders to deny it. to come out, glare menacingly at all the nice reporters in the crowd, and say “no the president’s penis does not look like the little mushroom from mario kart”
You know he can't lead this alone. Now we can know what his first alarm to every cell phone in America will be about.
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