Bilbo dreams, and finds himself wandering in the library of Cal State University, Fullerton. 'Odd', thinks Bilbo as he pees on a stack, 'I usually prefer UCLA'. Well, whatever. Bilbo shuffles about and peers into the next aisle; his heart skips a beat! He sees..... bargain underwear!!! Could it be..... Alexa? Yes! Yes! it is Alexa!
Bilbo's excitement can barely be contained; he stands on his hind legs to get a better view, and as he leans on the books they begin to give way under his weight... a book starts sliding off the shelves into the other aisle. Alexa gives a start as she sees a book moving towards her, and pushes the offending volume back. Bilbo, afraid Alexa will spot him, shifts his weight: another book starts slipping towards Alexa. Alexa pushes that book in; Blibo shifts, another book gives way under his ponderous bulk, Alexa pushes, Bilbo shifts...... |
