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Strategies & Market Trends : Pump's daily trading recs, emphasis on short selling

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From: @EpicaCapital12/27/2018 8:46:29 AM
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================ Chuck's Stock Service Promotion !!! ===========================

Chuck ran a stock service website, but had a very high churn rate and needed badly to increase his membership base.

So he decided to offer a special on his website to all new traders that signed up for his service:

“Free Sex with Sign-Up, just guess the correct number between 1 and 10 when signing up.“

Chaser Joe, seeing this promotion, immediately signed up..

Pop up appeared asking for him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would win Free Sex.

Chaser Joe guessed 8, and received the following reply “You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No Free Sex this time.”

Chaser Joe then than got his friend Chaser Louie to join as well and try his luck to get Free Sex.

Again a pop up appeared and Chaser Louie was asked to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would win Free Sex.

Chaser Louie picked 2, but was wrong as website reply was “Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no Free Sex this time.”

Chaser Joe now turns to Chaser Louie and says “I think that this stock service is rigged. I don’t think anybody wins Free Sex here.”

Chaser Louie is appalled at such nonsense and replies “Bro you are wrong, this stock service website is totally legit. My wife has 3 subscriptions already and won every time"
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