====================== Are you the Ant or the Anteater ??? =========================
Very early every morning, Charlie, the Giant Anteater wakes up absolutely starving, since he has a huge appetite. This specie is one of the oldest dating back 25 million years: youtube.com
Charlie's favorite food source is the ant, thus called the Anteater. Every morning Charlie has a routine, a ritual of sorts. Wakes up super early and starts looking at various trash sites for rotten sweets, which will help in attracting his breakfast. Knowing quite well the location of many highly populated ant hills, he will set his traps accordingly. Charlie places rotten sweets at a substantial distance to a different ant hill every morning, making it tough for the ants to reach safety if trouble arises.
So each morning, after a full night of alcohol and fornication, the ants wake up to the amazing aroma of "delicious" sweets in the distance. They just can't help themselves, as they all need to eat, and off they go towards the sweet smell of euphoria. With their tiny little feet they try to jump and climb over one another trying to be the first to reach their "delicious" breakfast, while Charlie is laughingly observing all of this from afar.
The ants finally reach the sweets and the feeding frenzy begins, without realizing that a much larger feast is about to begin by Charlie. Allowing the ants to first truly satisfy their appetite, Charlie finally appears from behind the bushes. Most of the ants are too busy eating to even notice, but a few do and start running towards to ant hill for safety. Charlie swoops in and vacuums up an amazing breakfast, while allowing the early runners to make it back to the ant hill.
With an overly stuffed stomach now, Charlie kicks back and enjoys the warm sun the rest of the day drinking pina coladas and watching Anteater porn. And the whole thing starts anew the following morning.
Happy Trading Michail Shadkin @ EpicaCapital |