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Pastimes : Post Your Chicken Jokes Here
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To: Don Pueblo who wrote (119)1/18/1998 12:50:00 PM
From: Bilow  Read Replies (1) of 260
 
Hi TLC, thanks for the high compliment:
the only really funny chicken joke (since post number 1)

It looks to me like the chickerati are getting in some practice
in their plan to disembowel the human race. They are working
over the "Peoplesoft" underbelly of the stock market by arranging
for the institutions to simultaneously exit....

BTW, enemy propaganda says chickens have toes, not talons:
ccwf.cc.utexas.edu

Question: do you have a peduncle? Do hens have pedaunts?

Question: How many chickens does it take to run a company
with 120 employees?
Answer: Three. Chickens are approximately 4 times as efficient
as the average boss. (And nicer.)

Question: How are hens and transvestites the same?
Answer(1): They both like to talk about their c0~ks.
Answer(2): They both want to keep their c0~ks.

Hope the webmiss lets me live...

-- Carl
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