| | | | Agreed. I think methane is a bigger problem, which means we all need to stop farting so much. The libs maintain we should stop eating meat to reduce methane, because of cow farts. I've been eating a lot of lentils recently and it is making me gassy. Sorry folks. I hate that I am contributing to methane pollution, but if it is any consolation, my wife hates it more. My kids think it is hilarious, though, and as we all know, good humor increases your life expectancy. Ipso facto est: eating meat or lentils makes you fart more, which increases pollution, which is bad for your health, but farts are funny, which is good for your health, more than offsetting the damage from climate change. The added bonus is that farting in front of a liberal irritates their sense of elitism, so they get in a bad mood. That directly puts me in a good mood. So summing it all up. Eat more meat and fart until drop. |
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