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Microcap & Penny Stocks : NAMX -- North American Expl.-- Que Sera Sera!
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To: TokyoMex who wrote (2214)1/19/1998 8:39:00 PM
From: M. M. Jones  Read Replies (2) of 4736
 
To: Mr. Metels (2212),

You said,

"It sounds pretty interesting but aren't you a little concerned that this puppy traded almost 5 million shares Friday and didn't budge?"

I am constitutionally unable to answer your question at this time, so I'm passing along the following true story instead.

A 17-year-old kid gets a job in the produce department of a supermarket. His first day on the job a big, mean-looking guy comes in and asks for half a head of lettuce. The kid doesn't know what to do so he goes to the back of the store and tells his boss 'Some dumb ass just came in and asked for half a head of lettuce...' and then he notices the guy has followed him and has heard what he said, so with missing a beat he continues ...and this fine gentleman wants the other half.'

After they take care of the customer, the boss compliments the kid on being able to think so quickly on his feet and asks him if he would be interested in going to Saskatchewan, Canada, to manage the produce department of a new supermarket they are opening there.

'Saskatchewan?' says the kid. 'They only have prostitutes and hockey players in Saskatchewan.'

'Wait a minute,' says his boss, 'my wife is from Saskatechewan.'

'Really,' says the kid. 'What team did she play for?

Regards,

M.M.

P.S. I'm not inexperienced, nor am I 17 (sigh).
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