| | | Trump and the Kim family of NK share great golf skills:
Trump Bests Kim Jong-Un’s Legendary Golf Game, Scoring 28 With 7 Holes-In-One
by
Ross Kelly
February 22, 2017
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — Brilliant star leader Doctor President Donald Trump has again displayed to us his heavenly glory by besting his North Korean counterpart’s legendary golf score by six whole strokes. The American people should be most grateful for this gift, as the supreme ruler of the free world certainly does not have to give us these blessed displays. It is for this reason that we, the loyal subjects of North America, should give praise to he who won the election and encourage him to spend as much time as needed at his Mar-a-Lago resort that we may know his love and wisdom.
Associates close to Lord Trump revealed that our brave leader scored a miraculous 28 at his resort on Sunday, a feat unknown to any mortal human being, especially Kim Jong-un who only managed to score a 34 while his people starved. On top of his astounding score, the election winner’s noble muscle memory sent seven golf balls directly into the cup directly from the tee. No other person, let alone leader, has ever had such clear divine guidance on the golf course. This is lucid evidence that his actions off of the course are also being conducted with the blessing of God.
Let us all rejoice that such strong and large hands are firmly gripping the shaft of our great nation, driving us directly into the hole with one preternatural and remarkable shot.
http://www.thewhiskeyjournal.com/trump-bests-kim-jong-uns-legendary-golf-game-scoring-28-with-7-holes-in-one/
Golf Magazine reveals Trump won a golf tournament he didn't even enter.
https://sports.yahoo.com/president-trump-somehow-won-a-golf-tournament-without-even-playing-in-it-221538855.html
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Kim also broke a world-record score on a North Korean golf course. According to Ranker, the government claims he got 11 holes-in-one and didn’t score more than a birdie on any other holes.
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https://www.cheatsheet.com/culture/kim-jong-il-made-11-holes-in-one-north-koreas-most-insane-claims-about-its-leaders.html/ |
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