Okay, everyone, it's time for today's lesson on how to translate English into English...
Today's example sentences:
Mr. Zero, your scatalogical appetite is unbecoming. Please focus on more accepted obsessions like cannibalism and smegma gargling.
The true meaning translated into ordinary and understandable English:
Oh, your highness and great master of the universe, I find your dog shit pictures so wondrous and appetising, please continue posting such stunning images, I'm so grateful to be in your presence, you're the greatest!!!
Okay, kiddies, tune in again tomorrow, same time, same station, for another episode in (said loud and slowly in an echo chamber) ENGLISH INTO ENGLISH!!!
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