Oh, you are very quick on the uptake, Ghunk!!! I was serious about considering forced sterilization for people whose names start with 'J' (partial birth abortions are so MESSY or something, but you have to do something about thread overcrowding). You are ringside, definitely, but it is not a family squabble, exactly. The J's don't really want to be part of the Feelings thread family--they are a little on the sociopathic side of things. Anyway, they have their own thread at:
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So why don't they just hang out there!!!
I mean, when you really think about it, what do J's do that is productive? Now I am just jotting this down off the top of my head, but really, they all smoke and everything. Of course smokers are very welcome here who are polite enough to go outside when they want to light up, but these guys blow smoke over all the nice people with breathing problems. Smoking isn't very good for you!!!
They have complexions like jerky, these junkies, and they jeopardize the group health. I mean, they are not very juicy!! They make little sense, talking about jabberwocky, with jaundiced, jaded attitudes, and their humor is quite juvenile. So I think they should be just jackhammered out of here, given the jackboot or however you want to say it. Hey, straight into the jailhouse with them--this is a jihad--and then we won't have to look at them anymore. Their jello butts don't fit into their jammies very well, either, now that I think about it, not a jazzy sight, so we should just jettison them, and they can take their old jalopies and their cheap, costume jewelry with them, and eat their jalapenos elsewhere. Is that clear!! I am not just jesting!!
When you even think about the letter 'J', words like jack-off, jerk, jackal and jackass come to mind. Now I am not going for the jugular, but it doesn't exactly smell like jasmine when they are around. All junk, jargon and jingles, no justice!!! It's a jungle here when they are hanging out, when they could just as well be jiving about junk bonds somewhere else.
And they had better take that nasty Joe Camel with them when they go! How do you say "waste of space" in Latin, anyway? |
