Big John,
Never did understand that word "coupla" much....I must be Chucafused. Thought about a good joke along the lines then up pops Pete with a better one. Anyway.....
A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a
divorce.
The attorney asked, "May I help you??" The farmer said, "Yea, I want
to get one of the, dayvorces."
The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres."
The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, I mean do you have a
grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I got a grudge, that's where I park my John
Deere."
The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes, sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on
Sundays."
The exasperated attorney said, "Well, sir, does your wife beat you up
or anything?"
The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
Finally, the attorney said, "Okay, let me put it this way: why do you
want a divorce?"
"Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."
Cheers,
Mike Laine |
