| | | Based on Kim Jong-Il's official biography, he was born on Korea’s most sacred mountain, Mt. Baekdu, inside a secret military camp during North Korea's Japanese Occupation. At the exact moment of his birth, a new star formed and lit up the sky, the seasons suddenly changed from winter to spring, and a double rainbow appeared.
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According to state-run media, Kim Jong-Il was one of the most important and loved leaders in the world. People in countries all around the world celebrate Kim Jong-Il's day of birth with films and festivals. Additionally, North Korea is the envy of the world, because they have the highest quality of life.
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Trump supporters know that similar miracles occurred when their beloved Presidente El Loco was born. At his birth, flowers came into bloom around the world. Herds of rainbow colored unicorns appeared. And all around the world, people proclaimed that this man is truly the Second Coming of God.
Only in America are their critics of the Beloved El Loco. The leaders of every other country continually bless the exalted One and greet him with tears and beseech his advice on how to run their countries. The great Putin of Russia likes to meet him asking "Sir, which country should I invade next?" Many people think it will be Poland. |
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