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Politics : A Real American President: Donald Trump

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This morning in church (true, not a joke) the minister was giving the childrens' sermon. He was doing some schtick with a measuring tape. He measured one kid's head - Oh 5 inches, you're going to be smart. He measured another kid's feet - oh 6 inches you're going to be tall. Then he said, let's measure something big. let's measure the pew. He handed one end of the tape to the minister sitting at the end of the pew and he ran towards the other. He reached the end of the tape before he got to the end of the pew and it went flying out of his hand.

"Oh shit!" exclaimed the pastor and turned beet red. But he recovered quickly and finished his point - you can't measure God's love.

I couldn't stop giggling about it for the rest of the service.
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