But, but, but, it's not racist, sexist, alphabet-phobic, and no trees died.
Honey, I hate to break it to you...
CDs are made from petroleum products, which takes a zillion years to break down in landfills and use of petroleum products encourages climate change.
Petroleum products come from decomposed plant life, including trees - so that comment was ageist as it discriminated against trees that have passed away many years ago!
In addition, most CDs are made from polycarbonate, which leech trace amounts of the endocrine disrupter plasticizer BPA into the environment and onto the users' hands.
It has a picture of a non-minority male with a beard eluding to the patronizing patriarchal premise of the post!
Let's see - I covered race, sexism, environmental stuff and - oh yeah, there's alphabet-phobia.
The very name "CD" is a cultural appropriation of queer culture where "CD" means cross dressing!
Whew!
There!
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