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GLD 457.82+1.3%Jan 23 4:00 PM EST

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To: TobagoJack who wrote (155403)3/28/2020 3:57:13 AM
From: sense  Read Replies (1) of 219679
 
Dear Bubble,

We are so sorry, first for having over-inflated you, and then for giving you a latex eating virus.

It has only just occurred to us that perhaps latex sheathes do have some higher purpose.

We will give this some more thought, at the appropriate time.

Meanwhile in order to minimize the impact of your bursting, we have directed that the pumps that over-inflated you should be turned all the way up for now... in an attempt to minimize the impact and ameliorate the consequences resulting from your rapid disassembly process. We are sure you will find this helpful in coming to terms with your new state, as we contemplate finding a new, improved higher volumey replacement, with significantly greater capacity to withstand over-inflation.

If there is anything else you think that we can do to help reassemble you in the near term, please forward any suggestions to: Sen Bernie Sanders, Senate Offices, Washington D.C.

However, be advised that we'll be on hiatus for a few months. We'll get back to you.

Sincerely,

Plunge Protection Team...

protecting plunge potential since 2008.
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