| | | On this topic, here are my qualifications:
I'm not sure how I got through high school, but I faked everyone out with BS and got an AA, BA and MS. I also own some used N95 PPE from the Northern California fires, and I think I may have ADD and maybe ED. I grew up with a lot of OCDs.
I've won several Berkeley, Oakland and UC intramural softball trophies and tee-shirts. I'm an expert at teaching hitting to novices, some would say I am the Ted Williams of local Slo-Pitch.
My draft lottery number in 1971 was something like 325 but I am a veteran... of the Vietnam Peace Movement.
I've spent my entire life trying to dunk a basketball on a regulation basket. So far the best I can do is touch the net. I still dream of dunking like Sir Charles Barkley (I have to admit I ain't no cut thin-man like Kevin Durant.)
My greatest expertise is at codependence, and not taking the advice I give others.
I forgot how to play a guitar, but I am a still a blues and folk legend in my own mind.
I never took my Dad's legitimate advice to marry a rich girl, so my economics judgement is suspect. |
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