America, The Game Show
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An exciting past season
I hope everyone enjoyed the first season of America, The Game Show.
People expected things to get shaken up this time with a new player and boy were they right.
Let's look at some of the strategies.
Every government agency was given a new person in charge.
The cadre of new people in charge shared a single sentiment, they hated the agency they were given.
Qualifications were really a hindrance here, people lacking all knowledge and background were at the front.
The less you knew the more likely you were to be put in charge.
This really worked well and every agency has now been rendered quite useless.
Most of those appointed continued their lives as felons along with their new government opportunities.
With the agencies out of the way it was time to work on the courts, that required true work.
The new strategy centered around finding the worst qualifications possible for the jobs.
Every choice had to have been proven to be incompetent, a teen rapist, a drunk or a bald faced liar.
Who could have imagined that dodgy Bart would prove to be so good at being bad at his new job?
But that is what America chose, not to live, but to live in America, The Game Show.
The old American enemies were given all the plans and codes and invited to join in and help win.
In America, The Game Show, the only thing that matters is how big it is, the win, heaven is on that side.
The people wanted drama. Who wants to read when they could be watching TV?
All the agencies working together have determined that in America, The Game Show, all is well.
The Pandemic Response was the old way of acting, the new way, No Response.
In America, The Game Show, the new strategy is called, "it is their fault".
Problems with American intelligence agencies telling you things that are not nice?..."it is their fault"
Problems with a pandemic killing Americans?..."it is their fault"
Problems with a Doctor's sound medical advice?..."it is their fault"
You can see how smart "No Response" actually is against the new America, The Game Show strategy.
No response means the correct answer is always..."it is their fault"
Run out of masks, gloves, gowns a half year into a deadly pandemic..."it is their fault"
Stack the deck, stack the court, stack the felons and still lose..."it is their fault"
Kill a quarter of a million or so just prior to the new season of America, the Game Show..."it is their fault"
Run out of body bags for all the corpses..."it is their fault"
Watch randomized trials confirm the uselessness of cartoon medicine..."it is their fault"
But don't worry, the White House can always be used for advertising beans, it is what it is for, ads.
The new Disrepute of Justice replaces the old Department of Justice and AG with a new Anus General.
This means the DOJ can now be used for firing those providing oversight or investigating the good people.
The Senate is used for "cheering on" the fact that they are all getting really rich, God loves money.
Not sure why anyone would want oversight of trillions of dollars, the money needs a home.
Isn't that the way it works, tens of thousands of dead and still no coordinated response...cheer loudly.
Prove that you can drink a glass of water...standing ovation.
America, The Game Show
The new American enemies are those who suggest the old enemies are not the new American friends.
Only Congress and American intelligence and the military think the old enemies are not the new friends.
Those reports that confirm they were actively helping run America, The Game Show and the host?
"It is their fault"..Used here a general and broad condemnation of those who dislike Game Shows.
It is pretty clear the new American friends like the statues as well and want them to stay.
The statues? Well you know, the statues of the men who sold children down the river.
Let's not get into any of that just now, just understand the importance of dishwashers and statues.
People, if you haven't read the rules for America, The Game Show, then listen up.
Anyone wearing a mask or suggesting that science is good is an new American enemy of the good people.
The good people focus on statues and carrying machine guns in public, they just want to do things OK.
The bad people are those who refuse to die quietly when they are murdered, like that Kashoggi guy.
Journalists are all bad people in America, The Game Show, they refuse to listen to the wind up troll dolls.
See how pretty that troll doll is? If a fox attacks a troll doll which one would the orange ogre eat?
These are the actual rules of America, The Game Show and people need to choose.
Sure you can try and avoid America, The Game Show but why would you want to?
The troll doll said quite clearly, "Let's not let science stand in the way."
Your kids might die but the will learn that oger is properly spelled ogre and the dis in disease lacks respect.
George Floyd lived for unemployment figures, everyone knows that.
You can inject Clorox or things like that, a Noble Prize is Sweden acknowledging your erection.
No one knows what the coronavirus is and like the Vietnam Gulf Storm, it is fake news and a hoax.
And of course let us be perfectly clear a la Oral Swaggert, Jesus grabbed Mary and Godspell was wrong.
This is divinity fudge, America, The Game Show is exciting and fun and it is only in America.
*Export restrictions exposed by other agencies in other places prevent America, The Game Show from spreading.
The usual manure spreader is being replaced by a a more powerful Cockshutt Manure Spreader.
This new manure spreader is designed to reach all the good people wherever they are hiding.
The new manure is just as shitty as the old manure, don't worry, the message is clear, grab your AR15.
The Democrats want to take away the suburbs, they plan to install crimes, yes crimes, will be living right beside you. |
