Holly -- <<You're not expressing chagrin that women have invaded the cyberclubhouse, are you? >>
No, actually it was total despondency.
<<And all this time we thought you to be above that sort of limited thinking pattern.>>
Obviously you haven't read my posts! The Coven has been trying - for what, Penni, almost two years now? - to get me to clean up my act, raise my consciousness, lower my volume, and stop scratching myself in public - oh, that last was my wife. Well, you get the idea.
Nothing has worked. I am still almost completely Neanderthal in all things. I stand in sharp contrast to those sensitive, witty, disgustingly ingratiating males who hang around here hoping that someone at the table will spill their wine so's thay can lap it off the floor. I, clad only in my bison skins and kamiks, often stride up to the table, steal the wine and a goodly portion of the pate, and mosey back to my snug, comfortably filthy cybercave.
Unless Rambi is around, of course - she scares the bejeesus outta me.
I see the 'net as a great place to avoid, unless you like sensitive, delicate discourse - like BOINK! And ISM ism y middle name...
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Jeff |
