America
vs
The Donald
As you know The Donald* has some type of foreign object in his trunks, there it is again.
He has it in his hand, oh back into his trunks as the ref turns and then back out again.
Oh look at the blood, he has really slashed up America badly with that object, what is it I wonder?
America continues to fight back, a great champion doesn't quit easily.
Ok, The Donald's manager, Moscow Manafort has a foreign substance he is passing to the The Donald.
The Donald is throwing it, oh he got it on the ref as well, what is it? It looks like it is burning them both.
Ok, the ref is out, he has been badly burned by that illegal move of The Donald.
Ok, The Donald is bringing up his reserve "manager", this is another wrestler, The Felon.
Here he comes now, as you know he is an actual felon, it isn't just a name.
Ok the match is back under way, America has a sleeper hold on the Donald.
It looks like The Donald might be going under, oh no, look at this, The Felon interferes.
The Felon has saved The Donald again, I think that is at least five or six times The Felon has done that.
The Fixer is back and now appears to be on the other team, this is probably a lie.
The Donald is just using The Big Lie*. He likes the attention, he is one of the most successful heels ever.
He claims he was raised by a whoremaster, raised in a whorehouse, and it shows in The Donald's moves.
Quite proud of The Big Lie but America is not finished yet, America is still fighting.
Ok, the The Donald is parading his DonQ-Anon* around the ring and taunting the audience.
The DonQ-Anon is a sick pinata, that is what it is, and that thing he does with it, that should be illegal.
He is calling America names, trying to hit the wounds, he is mocking America, what is he doing now?
That has to be illegal, The Donald can't do that even if DonQ-Anon is a fake animal, no one should do that.
Ok, America is back in the ring and still fighting, it doesn't appear that America will do DonQ-Anon.
We will see how this ends in awhile but for now, a break for our sponsors, the CCC.
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You have to imagine what a DonQ-Anon looks like, think phallic, think stables, think DonQ-Anon.
DonQ-Anon* is a registered trademark of The Conspiracy to Conspire, a vegan charity of convenience.
The Donald* is a registered trademark of LyingPondScum Inc.
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