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Politics : Formerly About Advanced Micro Devices

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To: Wharf Rat who wrote (1259911)9/5/2020 7:57:58 PM
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Multiple 911 calls have been made regarding boats being in distress, some sinking at the ‘Trump Boat Parade’ scheduled for Saturday afternoon on Lake Travis, according to the Travis County Sheriff’s Office.

TCSO confirmed with CBS Austin that multiple boats have been sinking and are in distress.

The sheriff's office says calls have been made about boats along the entire route of the parade, some of the locations include: Paradise Cove, Emerald Point and West Beach. cbsaustin.com

Now let’s go live to Lake Travis!


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Operator: 911 what’s your emergency?

Me: Yes, hello! I want to report an excessively on-the-nose Trump presidency metaphor in progress on Lake Travis, Austin, Texas.

Operator: Okay, what happened?

Me: There’s an Antifa nuclear submarine sinking our boats ma’am!

Operator: Can you tell me the name of the submarine or how it looks like?

Me: Oh yes! It’s named The Hunt For Red Hat October! They got a shipment of Soviet era Moskit soup can missiles from the Soros Sharia Lesbianism Islamomarxists!

Operator: Noted and help is on the way sir! What is your name?

Me: Eric Busey…

Schadenfriday was yesterday but I’ll take it anyway. Just to be clear, I’m glad that nobody was hurt except their fee fees and the owners dignity. Their boats on the bottom of the lake? I couldn’t care less and this is why:

Losing my $300,000 investment to own the libs. Makes me think of that movie…Dumbkirk!
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