Tenchu's Thoughts: What Questions Will Be Asked During the Debates
Questions to Trump:
1) Why did you cheat on your SATs? Did you ever consider the possibility that your niece would one day spill the beans?
2) What do you have against our brave soldiers? Why do you call them "losers"?
3) How come you only paid $750 in taxes over the past 15 years? Did you know that undocumented immigrants pay $26B in taxes every year?
4) I have in my right hand pictures of Melania posing nude for pornography. Do you think that's appropriate behavior for a First Lady? What do you have to say to your evangelical Christian supporters?
5) Why are you allowing riots, violence, looting, arson, and murders to happen in your America? Why are you telling all your supporters to frame the Black Lives Matter movement?
6) Don't you feel sorry for killing over 200,000 people thanks to COVID-19?
7) Why are you dishonoring the dying wish of Ruth Bader Ginsberg, may she rest in power? Why are you and McConnell such hypocrites when it comes to Supreme Court justices?
8) Did you really think you could get away with forcing the Ukranians to go after Joe Biden's son? How does it feel to be impeached forever?
9) Do you really think white supremacists are very fine people?
10) When Biden wins this November, will you go quietly, or will we the people have to force you out of power?
Questions to Biden:
1) How are you feeling today? Are you keeping yourself safe from the Trump virus?
2) You're been in government for 50 years. Can you please summarize what you did over that long record of public service and how the Republicans were able to undo your achievements in such a short period of time?
3) When Trump got foreign governments to target your son, how did you feel? As a father, did you get angry, or did you have enough confidence in the way you raised your son that he could weather the storm?
4) What do you say to those ungrateful bastards who won't give up their scary AR-14 assault rifles? Can you keep the American public safe from them?
5) Can you help us rescue black voters who still haven't committed to voting for you? What can you say to them to help them rediscover their black roots?
6) Trump claims you want to defund the police, but we all know he's twisting the truth. As president, how will you create a society where police aren't needed and crime can be prevented before it happens?
7) Speaker of the planet Nancy Pelosi reports that Mother Earth is angry. As president, can you speak to Mother Earth on our behalf and save the planet from her wrath?
8) President Trump only paid $750 in taxes over the past 15 years, according to the NYTimes. As president, can you make sure Trump pays his fair share? Can you also make sure Trump gets thrown in jail?
9) Trump and the evil Republicans are unconstitutionally packing the courts with heartless conservatives. Will you commit to correcting this imbalance by increasing the number of Supreme Court justices to 15?
10) What flavor cake would you like when we celebrate your election victory?
Tenchusatsu
P.S. - Maybe I should put these questions onto a bingo card ... |
