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The blood is everywhere, it looks like most of it belongs to the Donald, America seems OK.
What a match folks, what a match, it is over though and America has won.
Let's recap the entire match for wresting fans everywhere.
The fans love to hate Donald and his dirty tricks never stop, the crowds love to boo him..
We know he had some type of foreign object in his trunks and used it when he was in trouble.
Nothing helped today though, he was just womanhandled so easily, she beat him good.
The Big Lie failed him today, he met his match in America, she paid no attention to his Big Lie..
We always see the Donald cheat so foreign objects are nothing new.
Great too see him bleeding and begging and pleading, she really is too nice to him.
His last name is Cheat so we expect to see him cheat, backstabbing is not new for him.
The real shocker will be seeing him going after his own guys like Moscow Mitch, they are losers today.
Well Lily Livered Lindsay really lives up to his name, he can slither under a snake and leave no slime trail..
I thought he was going to be in trouble but he managed to slither out, wrestling needs it low lives.
Well it is all over, the Donald has no dressing room here at all and Mitch won't be giving him one.
Everyone here will probably be glad to see the next big event is in Lusers Landing.
The Donald's big loss today in the US of A is real.
Donald Cheat, the Donald to wrestling fans everywhere, is retiring for good.
Many fans love the Cheat's "Troll Dolls", some will be surprised to learn the troll dolls have no minds.
They are animatrons and feature outrageous Donald statements designed to insult everyone.
They are all made by the Sexdoll Inc. the wholly owned Pillow Guy subsidiary.
The show will go on in America without the Donald but folks in Luser's Landing look out.
Tune in next week for Batwoman and Robinette tagging up against Moscow Mitch and Traitor Collins.
Promises to be a great bout and we will be hearing more from Lily Livered Lindsay.
As you know Lily Livered Lindsay literally got his liver handed to him in Georgia.
He tried to jump into a fight there and those folks in Georgia got an eyeful of his lily-liver.
The Lily Livered tried to KO the referee with a chair.
That turned into a massive malfunction at the junction that had to hurt the lily-liver.
The folks in Georgia have the big upcoming Wrestlemania 46 event, up in January.
The big tag tam event will be an awesome matchup.
One one side, the Cheat camp fighters Perdue and Loeffler, their tag team is the Rottings.
We have seen them fight and they bad boy favourites but as you know, this is a cage match.
The Lily Livered, the Felon, The Lawyer and Moscow Mitch will be rooting for the Rottings from the side.
The Repairs, Ossof and Warnock are an unlikely pairing don't you think?
I do , I do but we have seen young teams do well in these bouts before.
We have and of course, the Rottings just want America to keep rotting, it is what they are about.
The Repairs of course just want to stop America from rotting.
Well we have listened to the Rottings explain the need for more rotting, we will all be watching this fight.
In the meantime and in-between time, that is it.
Pillow Guy is a Trademark for a fucking asshole who sells Trumpfuckery
Oleander is a poison and is recommended by Pillow Guy, proud sponsor of Killer Rittenhouse.
All votes not for the Rottings are illegal in Georgia, so say the Rottings.
They are already preparing to have the Great Giuliani launch many many lawsuits.
Each voter will receive a lawsuit contesting their right to vote, a Rotting guarantee. |
