Got this unsolicited mail today:
Yes I do want prayer for my needs (checked below) and please mail me one of those golden prosperity guidance, faith crosses, free of charge:
[]Pray for my finances
[]I need a job
[]Pray for my blood pressure
[]Pray for me, I'm so lonely
[]Pray for me to be saved
[]I'm saved, but I need a closer walk with Jesus
[]Pray for me, I'm worried
[]Pray for my loved ones
[]Pray for me to receive a continuous money blessing
[]List other needs you have__________________________________________
From the letter itself: "...We have prayed over every word in this letter BEFORE MAILING IT TO YOUR ADDRESS. WE FELT SOMETHING LEADING US TO HELP SOMEONE AT THIS ADDRESS AND TO MAIL THIS BEAUTIFUL, GOLDEN, PROSPERITY CROSS. IT IS FREE! It is time for you to start winning..."
Now isn't this nice and generous of this organization.
What thoughtfulness.
What kindness.
Now
let it therefore be known.
Whereas I was lost and now am found; and whereas I once was blind but now I see; and whereas the Lord saved a "wretch like me" (as per Newton's Amazing Grace); and whereas I may have lost money in the stock market before, let it be henceforth and forever known, I have hereby been declared A WINNER!!!!
Jack |
