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The Donald went down to Georgia
(with apologies to the late, great Charlie Daniels)
The Donald went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for some votes to steal
He was very blind, being way behind,
And didn't know the Art of the Deal
When he came across 'ole Rudy
Sweat pouring down his face when hot
He waved a pardon in ole Rudy's face
And said "Get me votes or rot"
"I guess nobody knew this, but I won this election, too
And if you swear to play unfair, I'll actually pardon you
The voters think they know best, but I say they are wrong
I'll bet your fate they'll take the bait
'Cause the cultists love my song"
Then Rudy said, "I need the money, and tho it is a sin
I'll lie for you, I'll see it through
'Cause I'm nothing but an old has been."
Rudy, darken up your hair. Don't let it run down your face
'Cause Hell's broke out in Georgia, and the Donald is misplaced
That pardon that you wish for, sir, is merely Don's fools' gold
You'll never see your promised land if you fold.
When the lawsuits were all finished and every claim went south
Ole Rudy turned to Donald with his foot firmly in mouth
"I tried so hard", he said to Don. "I gave it my best shot".
But that pardon that he wished for turned to rot, rot, rot, rot.
"Fire on your pant legs, run, Don, run".
Donald gets the boot come break of dawn.
Chickensh*t Donald went for the dough.
Voters with their ballots said "No, hell no!" |
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