I had a dream.
S-3 member we'll call Chicago Joe calls Bix and says convert 2,000,000 shares today. Bix pulls out the trading records that the NASD has given him and says, "Why Chicago Joe I see you have already sold 2,000,000 shares in the last 30 days. Let's see, a total of five million shares traded the last 30 days and you have a daily maximum limit of 50,000 against a ceiling of 10% of a day's volume or 10% of a five day average volume. It seems to me that the maximum amount you could have legally sold is closer to 1,051,498 shares. Now don't deny it Chicago Joe because these records that I got from HRZG before NASD closed them down for market manipulation all lead back to you and your fund. I am told that you have violated the maximum sell limit of the S-3, a legal document. I am advised by counsel that because you have violated your fiduciary duty I in turn would be violating mine by giving you all of those shares. I don't want to be sued by the other 9,999 shareholders so let's just work something out. How about we convert the maximum 50,000 shares a day? No, that's not fair either. After your lawyers finish with the NASD why don't you just have them talk to our lawyers. Now excuse me, Chicago Joe, but I've got to get this news release out. What release? Oh, the one about TCLN curing solid tumor cancer in China, nonHodgkins lymphoma in New Zealand, and brain cancer in Atlanta and LA. Then I've got to get to the bank and convert these Swiss francs into dollars. Don't worry, I'll get back to you, I always return phone calls."
Like I said, I had a dream.
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