BATTLE HYMN OF THE ZIPPERGATE
Oh, my eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Pres,
Intercourse is not his preference and I must do what he says,
There's a nasty stain now on my dress,
I'll get it cleaned and pressed,
And then I will be gone
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah!
Polls confirm Big Creep's approval,
There's slim chance of his removal,
The cover up goes on
Vernon Jordan is a sweet man and a job he'll find for me,
If I sign this affidavit saying, "Sex? Not with Big He!"
But I don't much like to lie although I'm used to it you see,
I"ll sign it and be gone
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah!
Polls confirm Big Creep's approval,
There's slim chance of his removal,
The cover up goes on
I must call my good friend Linda Tripp, she's been such a friend and
more,
And I don't believe that Bennett dude who says she's like a whore,
Who would sell her mother out for a book deal- I think he's sore,
His client is a con
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah!
Polls confirm Big Creep's approval,
There's slim chance of his removal,
The cover up goes on
Why do I have this bad feeling that my life might soon be frayed?
Could it be that Linda Tripp's no friend- that she had me betrayed?
This Ritz Carleton seems funny - 20 suits coming this way
The Feds are marching on
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah!
Polls confirm Big Creep's approval,
There's slim chance of his removal,
The cover up goes on
There are those who say my mouth's too big, that I am kind of dumb,
But my mouth's the perfect size to make the Free World's leader come,
What a wicked world we live in that would cause me to be shunned,
The truth will soon come out
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah!
Polls confirm Big Creep's approval,
There's slim chance of his removal,
The cover up goes on
Yes, I screwed my drama teacher and befriended his old wife,
After five years of good loving, he betrays me, gives me strife,
Holds a press conference and slanders me - what's happening with my
life?
At least my name's in lights!
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah!
Polls confirm Big Creep's approval,
There's slim chance of his removal,
The cover up goes on
Though I might be soon indicted thanks to Tripp and Kenneth Starr,
Seems my presidential kneepads have for now taken me far,
In the old days what I've done would bring me feathers and some tar,
Now I'm a super star!
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah!
Polls confirm Big Creep's approval,
There's slim chance of his removal,
The cover up goes on
Copyright 1998 Wayne Aaronson |
