FBNA E.V.I.L Sensorium Upgrade Package
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Getting to know your new super powers
Welcome to the FBNA E.V.I.L Sensorium Upgrade Package.
If you enjoyed the Naked Canadian Short product then this upgrade is for you.
Guaranteed to strip off all vestigial traces of compassion, it leaves nothing but pure E.V.I.L
Many have asked why our E.V.I.L Sensorium Upgrade Package is so appealing.
Here is how it works, the Naked Canadian Short product was one way glass, such a simple idea.
Then there was the original FBNA Genius Package, widely distributed with all webnodes.
After that the there was FBNAZNT Talking Indian Add-on, so you might have one, both, or maybe all three.
No matter how implicated your compaction, this product offers substantial relief.
Had trouble getting people to believe you are thoughtless or dispassionate, that is over.
No one calling you a racist, with the new E.V.I.L upgrade you will appear to all races, even horse races.
The new upgrade will make even your common sense statements look like they come directly from Satan.
If you are a talking naked short Canadian indian genius then this E.V.I.L upgrade will work very well.*
Evacuate In every situation you must evacuate before you evaluate, stink bombs work. Credit to CO.
Venerate In every situation, remember that cheese in space is a superpower, venerate cheese.
Internalize It is all about you, everything, the end of all things, you are in charge of your universe.
Leap to outrageous conclusions, this is probably the most underrated superpower, just leap.
*Any resemblance between E.V.I.L and evil is purely in the minds of those without a working webnode.
It may be possible to try and load the FBNA Genius Package over top of the Talking Indian Add-on.
It is very rare that failed webnode installs can be corrected this way, see the original distribution.
Those not able to load the FBNA Genius Package may still be running the Naked Canadian Short program.
That could be fixed with the Talking Indian Add-on but Janet Shill no longer sells shells by the seashore.
E.V.I.L is not a registered trademark. An entry form may be obtained by sending an S.A.S. ASAP. |
