FBNA comes to the rescue ... again !!!
The following product info was leaked by a person who wishes to remain anonymous because the results of testing have not yet been validated by an official government source.
The new product, appropriately named "FBN-eNeedle", will make its debut "soon". Perhaps within two weeks, depending on the progress of the Emergency Use Authorization request.
While still in the early stages of controlled double-blind testing, the company claims to have tested the product on their entire corporate staff. They claim there have been no side effects whatsoever.
ZERO!! Zilch!! Nothing!! Nada!!
The company has requested an additional 250,000 volunteers to test the process.
Details of the new solution are vague, at best.
However, here's what we have learned thus far (details to be validated later) ...
A person in need of ANY medical procedure in which a shot in the arm is required can send in a request to FBNA corporate headquarters (via email, of course). Their email must contain the medical ingredients of the needed shot. In return, FBNA will respond (via email, of course) with an image of a hypodermic needle allegedly containing the requested medicine.
What a concept !!
A needle via email ... hence the name -- FBN-eNeedle.
Instructions for use will be included in the email. Preliminary indications are the image must be printed out on proprietary holographic paper, and then held in close contact with the location where the shot is to be administered.
FBNA claims there will be no cost for this service.
WOW !!!
However, a nominal fee will be charged for the proprietary holographic paper (available exclusively through the FBN-eStore), to offset the cost of development of this truly revolutionary product. That "nominal fee" is yet to be determined.
An FBNA spokesman said this product was developed in response to the "social distancing" mandates from certain government agencies. Most medical practitioners don't have arms that extend six feet, thus making physical application of prescribed shots impossible.
Thanks goes out to all of the brains behind FBNA ...
The company where investors have absolutely NOTHING to worry about.
Sure is a pretty day.
TED |
