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Vonnegut talked about the relevant portion of the essay in an interview with NPR’s David Brancaccio. It’s about him telling his wife he’s headed out to buy an envelope.
KURT VONNEGUT: Oh, she says well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I’m going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope.
I meet a lot of people. And, see some great-looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don’t know. The moral of the story is, is we’re here on Earth to fart around.
And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don’t realize, or they don’t care, is we’re dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And, we’re not supposed to dance at all anymore.
DAVID BRANCACCIO: Well you wrote in the book about this. You write; What makes being alive almost worthwhile–
KURT VONNEGUT: Yeah.
DAVID BRANCACCIO: –for me besides music, was all the Saints I met who could be anywhere. By ‘Saints’ I meant people who behaved decently, in a strikingly indecent society.
KURT VONNEGUT: Yes. Their acts of kindness and reason. On a very– on a face-to-face. On a very local.
The last year was very good for Jeff Bezos and his companies, including Amazon and the Washington Post. It was a catastrophe for Americans who need to work and interact with people, see their faces and enjoy their smiles.
Add Vonnegut’s reasons to the pile of why you take the extra time and energy and money to support your local retailer. Go check out some babes and wave at the fire engine. Meet the dogs and breathe the fresh air.
Mollie Ziegler Hemingway is a senior editor at The Federalist. She is Senior Journalism Fellow at Hillsdale College and a Fox News contributor. She is the co-author of Justice on Trial: The Kavanaugh Confirmation and the Future of the Supreme Court. Follow her on Twitter at @mzhemingway |
