>>first the chicken disappears<< I'll have you know that I've been on a top-secret mission handed down from the Head Chick himself. The fate of the Chickens lies in my hands. I am sworn to secrecy. I cannot reveal any details of my mission, but I can tell you that it is very, very important. And it's very important.. did I already say that?
Anyway, you humans would not understand, so I wont even take the time out to tell you about it... even though it is very important, and exciting! But I cannot tell you about it, so don't ask.
Okay, I'll give you just a little hint, but nothing more... because it's very, very important and I've been sworn to secrecy. It seems that the Chickerati have been successful in infiltrating the top levels of government. That's all I can say. No more. It's much too important to leak on the likes of you dirty mammals.
Anyway, this agent is now in a position to cause great destruction and mayhem for the human species. But I cannot tell you what kind of mayhem.. or when... and I definitely wouldn't tell you if it was coming up this Wednesday.
You may be wondering how a Chicken agent could infiltrate the goverment, being 12 foot tall and all, and humans being an average of 6'. Well, we have smaller chickens specially trained in espionage. They can wear rubber 'human-suits' to masquerade as the dirty species. The fit is not always perfect, and you usually end up with what looks like an extremely ugly, misshapen human. However, we have been successful in passing one off and we are now ready to strike! I can't tell you who the agent is posing as, because it is very important.
Okay, here's a hint. The human counterpart for the agent rhymes with Gadeline Mallbright. That's all I can say. I know this isn't much of a hint, but it is much to important to leak. It seems that this human was just ugly enough for us to switch with the 'chicken-in-a-rubber-human-suit'.
Obviously, I am not small enough to serve on the front lines in this role, but I play a pivotal part, house-sitting for one of the assistants to the agent. Chickra Bless our Cause.
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