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From: Tomato	6/12/2021 11:03:18 AM
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What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso. — I tried writing a remake of my favorite Nicolas Cage film, but set in Ireland. After all, who wouldn't enjoy Con Aer Lingus. — I asked my bartender if he had ever tried putting sliced oranges in a beer. He replied, “Once in a blue moon.” — How do nudists clean their glasses? Very genitally. — My friend is buying a pregnancy test kit for his girlfriend Congratulations either way. — Mick Jagger and Keith Richards were arrested for allegedly breaking into a Spanish man's house They reportedly took some of his belongings (only what they could carry). When the police asked the homeowner about it, he said "They took what they could, but then.... The Rolling Stones gathered no más.”

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