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From: Tomato	7/12/2021 5:03:32 PM
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An angel appears in a puff of smoke to a man and says to him, "Because you have lived a good and virtuous life, I can offer you a gift: you can be the most handsome man in the world, or you can have infinite wisdom, or you can have limitless wealth." Reflecting, the man says, "I'll take the wisdom" "Wisdom is yours," says the angel, disappearing in another puff. The smoke is barely clear before the man thinks, "I should have taken the money.” — A man walked by a restaurant in London He noticed all the customers drinking tea in saucers. He asked one of them as to why he was drinking tea in a saucer. With tears in his eyes, he replied, “The Italians have taken away our cup.”

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