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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

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From: Tomato7/21/2021 3:46:38 PM
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How does the uterus take its eggs?



Ovaries-y.



-Knock knock
-Who's there?
-Grandpa!
-Oh shit, stop the funeral!



9th August 2021: a blond American woman is at the Canadian immigration counter.



The immigration officer is puzzled for a minute and then the light comes on.
"Thank you ma'am for that view, but it is 'vaxxed,' not 'waxed.'



If you like flowers but don't like gardening,

run over a kid outside your driveway.



A couple of flies are feasting on a fresh piece of poop.



One of the flies rips a big fart.
The other fly yells, "Come on man, I'm eating here!!"



Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug?



She's gonna have her baby in the spring.
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