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Technology Stocks : FBN Associates - Year 2000/Y2K IPO!!!
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To: FBN MarCom who wrote (2720)8/9/2021 6:17:44 PM
From: TEDennis   of 2770
 
FBN MarCom: re: leftover foodstuffs, such as sandwiches, which may have inadvertently created a rodent biohazard issue in our corporate offices.

"inadvertently" ???

Apparently you missed the memo instructing staff members to store their leftovers in open containers on their desks.

The rotting foodstuffs attracted the rodents, just as planned.

The night maintenance staff trapped the rodents, then put them and the leftovers into a mixer to create our first delectable entry in our new kitchen offering from the newly created "FBN-Culinary" product line. We called the new concoction "FBN-Spam".

It was quite clever how our marketing department added subtle advertisements into the ingredients listed on the FBN-Spam can. After people ate FBN-Spam, they immediately ran out to purchase more FBN-Culinary products. In particular, FBN-Pepto.

This was yet another fine example of the endless creativity of the geniuses behind our product line(s).

Jealous of our success with the product line, one of our competitors had the nerve to suggest there were bugs in FBN-Spam.

As I have said in the past, there have NEVER been ANY bugs found in ANY of our products.

Software, hardware, or foodware.

Hmmmpf !!

Sure is a pretty day,

TED
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