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From: Tomato	8/15/2021 12:41:50 AM
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Accordion to a recent survey, 7 out of 10 people don't notice when a word in a sentence is replaced by a musical instrument. — "Dad, what does 'gays' mean?" Me: You know how mum and dad love each other? Well, two men can love each other the same way. Daughter: So what is 'penetrating gays'? Me: Er.. read me the whole sentence. Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze." Me: Oh. — Why should you never mix Non-Orthodox and Orthodox Jews? Because one is basic, and the other is Hasidic. — One of the Three Stooges was reincarnated as a popular rapper, but he couldn't hear very well. Moe's deaf. — I listened to too much phone sex. Now I have hearing aids.

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