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From: Tomato10/1/2021 1:44:20 PM
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An old cowboy walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut,

but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his
cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells
the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the
cleanest shave he's had in years.

But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had
swallowed that little ball.

The barber replied,"Just bring it back in a couple of days
like everyone else does”.

—

My wife left me because of autocorrect



That's the last time she'll ever text me saying "Can you please bring home some

milf from the supermarket?”

—

Apple have come up with a new revolutionary eye patch for pirates.



It's called the iEye patch.
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