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From: Tomato	10/4/2021 12:24:57 PM
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What do you call obsession with goose feathers? Down Syndrome. — A bartender yells “Does anyone know CPR?” “Hell I know the whole alphabet!” I shouted. The whole bar laughed except for one guy. — What do you call a gay person's couch? A homosectional. — ?Don't kick a volcano. You might Krakatoa. — A friend of mine is dating a woman he met during a traffic jam. "She was in the car ahead of me," he said, "and I accidentally stepped on the gas when I meant to hit the brake." "Did you rear-end her?" I asked. "Well, yeah, but not until the third date.” — What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks family trees. A gynecologist looks up bushes.

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