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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

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From: Tomato12/11/2021 6:10:14 PM
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What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?
He got 25 days.



I got a Jehovah's Witness themed advent calender this year....
I didn't open any of the doors.


Got myself a Microsoft advent calendar
but I'm worried that once I've opened 3 or 4 windows I won't be able to open any more.



Why should you never buy The Doors themed advent Calender's?
Because they keep breaking on through to the other side.



Instead of going to the liquor store, I'm gonna get a Oscar Pistorious Advent Calendar, because there's a shot behind every door.


Why does Jeremy Corbyn enjoy advent calendars?


Because it is the only time he will open the door to Number 10.
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