One day, years ago, the South African anti-apartheid Anglican archbishop was visiting his lawyer to get his will drawn up.
He decided that he wanted to be cremated and have some of the ashes put into his favorite soft drink. Then it could be poured out at sea.
Or as the clause in the will put it, "O, that this Tutu solid flesh would melt, thaw, and resolve itself into a Dew!"
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Why did the Packers take out a big insurance policy on Aaron Rodgers?
Because they saw he was in Jeopardy.
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The Captain and Tennille were running short of money, so they took jobs at the Tesla factory in Fremont.
Tennille was appalled by the working conditions and told the Captain that she intended to become a whistleblower.
The Captain told her, “Don’t do that. If you do, you’ll only be known as a Musk rat, love."
Tennille replied to the Captain, “Do that one more time, and we’re through. Not even love will keep us together." |
