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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only
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From: Tomato12/31/2021 2:04:28 PM
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Actual Newspaper Headlines:

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Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

Red Tape Holding Up New Bridge

Farmer Bill Dies In House

Stud Tires Out [no, it's not me ]

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms

Police Help Dog Bite Victim

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Black guy:

I was born black
Now that I'm grown, I'm still black.
When I'm ill...........I'm black
When I go out in the sun..............I'm black
When I'm cold..................I'm black
When I die.............I'm black

But YOU -
When you're born, you're pink
When you grow up...............you're white
When you're ill..........you're green
When you go out in the sun...............you turn red or brown
When you're cold.............you turn blue
When you die........you turn purple

And you have the nerve to call ME colored!

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Anyone know what a whey is?



Apparently my dad just passed one.

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Why was the snow yellow?



Because Elsa let it go.
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