Novak Djokovic was refused entry to Australia to play in the Australia Open because he’s not vaccinated.
Like an angry kangaroo, Djokovic is hopping mad.
At first, the Australians said they’d give Novak an exemption. But then, like the wildfires in the outback, there was considerable blowback as the public and fellow tennis players expressed outrage.
In reaction, the government led by PM Morrison changed its mind. It went from advantage Djokovic to game, set, and match to safety and science. G’day mate!
Novak's wife is Jelena Ðokovic. Djokovic, Dokovic….which vic is which?
Anyway, Jelena is somewhat relieved, as she was afraid that her husband might get into mischief as Novak’s interest in Australian wine and Asian women combined to give her pause. She thought that while in the land down under, he might help himself to too much Yellow Tail.
Maybe in the long run Novak is lucky, since if his wife’s fears turned out to be true and she found out about his escapades, there’d be no picnic for his hanging rocks.
It’s rumored that Novak might have a premature ejaculation problem. This might be expected, since he’s a top seed, and when you're top seed, it’s
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