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From: Tomato	1/13/2022 3:02:53 PM
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In France they still eat horse meat. One restaurant in Paris specializes in meat from mares. Despite what people from Pennsylvania claim, the Parisians were the ones who invented the Filly cheese steak sandwich. -- In the early part of the 20th century, entrepreneurs were trying to figure out who people were going to vote for in the upcoming elections. One guy (who couldn’t spell very well) was going to drive his Model T to the local newspaper with the results of his work, but his car broke down. He borrowed a horse and rode it as fast as he could to the newsroom. And that is how the Gallup Poll got its name. — A freshman at Harvard wanted to join the crew team, but try as he might, he couldn’t make the team. His parents were very disappointed, so in an attempt to mollify them, he got some friends together and they rode black horses with white hairs. Then, when he saw his parents he boasted “I made it onto the roan team!” — There was a gay man who shod horses for a living. A potential gay client who wanted to support gay businesses came in and said, “I came in because I have some work for a farrier,” he said. “Is it that obvious?” lisped the horseshoe man.

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