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Man: "Doc, I have this problem."
Doc: "Tell me about it."
Man: “Well, my secretary loves to give blow jobs. Every morning when I get to work, she gives me a blow job.
Then, right before lunch, she gives me another one.
And before I leave work at the end of the day, she gives me an extra special one."
Doc: "So what's the problem?”
Man: "Well, you see, my wife is a nymphomaniac. I service her every morning when we get up, every day I go home for lunch, and then each night before we go to sleep."
Doc: "I still don't know what the problem is.”
Man: "Well, you see, every time I masturbate, I get these dizzy spells.”
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What's the difference between Disney+ and Pornhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
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How is playing hide and seek like having sex?
After 10 seconds I yell “ready or not, here I come!” |
