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I can hear the progressives now…
”Yea God, we haven’t spoken since the third grade spelling bee, but I’m here to make some demands.
Help the Ukrainian people defend themselves.
But only temporarily because we all know citizens should not regularly be armed.
Send them tanks and bullets, and maybe some of those AR 47’s, but with low capacity magazines for safety.
Please help them protect their borders, but only against the Russians because we all know borders aren’t real, immigrants can’t be illegal, and people should be free to go and vote wherever they please.
Please let Russia go down the toilet, like all the Russian vodka we’re pouring down the toilet even though it’s already paid for and it’s a useless virtue signal, but I still want to be able to share memes of Putin riding a bear, so keep sending me memes or however that works.
Also, if the unvaccinated haven’t died of Covid yet, can you get them all drafted for World War 3?
Thanks. Like, no war, but if war send them first.
I’m staunchly against the fascist concept of freedom in America, but Ukraine should definitely have it.
Good talk.
I’ll see you next time my favorite celebrity changes their profile picture to claim they’re praying for something.
Uh, hashtag Freedom for Ukraine. Amen.” |
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