Tenchu's Thoughts: The Core Beliefs of Right-Wing Wokies
woke [wok]
1) VERB
past of wake.
2) ADJECTIVE informal left-wing version
alert to injustice and discrimination in society, especially racism:
"we need to stay angry, and stay woke"
3) ADJECTIVE informal right-wing version
aware of the vast globalist conspiracy that threatens the very fabric of a free and just society:
"I am woke to the truth, that PooTin is a victim, and that the real aggressors are NATO"
Core beliefs of right-wing wokies
- All of the deaths due to COVID-19 are fake.
- Dr. Fauci is guilty of funding gain-of-function research, which led to the creation of COVID-19, which led to millions of deaths (which, by the way, are fake).
- Millions of people have died due to the COVID-19 vaccine.
- If anyone dies, and that person happens to be vaccinated, that person died due to the vaccine without question.
- If anyone dies due to COVID-19, but has one or more "comorbidities," that person did NOT die due to COVID-19.
- Comorbidities include being overweight, being underweight, astygmatism, high blood pressure, low blood pressure, a family history of heart disease, watching CNN, being winded after climbing up the stairs of high school football bleachers, eating Mexican, Indian, Italian, or soul food, stubbing one's toe, flat feet, back pain, and of course, suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome, also known as TDS.
- Zelensky is a corrupt fraud who is currently hiding out in Florida.
- PooTin is acting just like a cornered animal would.
- Ukraine is full of Nazis.
- America is not full of Nazis, and anyone who believes otherwise is obviously Antifa.
- All the news coming out of Ukraine is a lie.
- All the news coming out of the Kremlin is the truth.
- Russia wants to minimize civilian casualties.
- Ukraine wants to maximize civilian casualties.
- War crimes in Ukraine is a lie, just like that Holocaust thingy.
- Ukrainians are the masters of "deep fake" videos.
- PooTin wouldn't have attacked Ukraine if Trump were president, because Trump would have simply de-Nazified Ukraine and arrested the corrupt Zelensky himself.
- NATO is full of expansionist warmongers.
- The worst mistake of the 21st century was NATO admitting new nations east of the old Iron Curtain.
- The only evil in the world is the "New World Order."
- Anyone fighting against the NWO is a friend. That includes PooTin, Trump, Musk, DeathSantis, the Eyedoctor from Kentucky, Bolsonaro, Modi, The Pen from France, Orban of Hungary, Kadyrov, and the pro-Russian "freedom fighters" from America.
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