Okay, Miss Penni, I can understand the reasons behind such a strategy of age reduction. I will be retired, getting into movies for almost nothing, taking advantage of exciting senior travel programs like ElderHostel, and when I am sixty-five, you will be, um, thirty, young enough to be my daughter.
You can come visit me at the cottage in Ireland, and I will mother you. Briana can drop by for the weekend and you can yuck it up with her, since you will both be about the same age. Of course, I bet she will have small children, and you will be hoping you have one small chin and your hairline isn't receding, but sure, it will work, because we will all wear our rose-colored glasses and listen to old Beatles music. We can do moon rituals together and recite our--by then large and renowned--collections of poetry at the village pub.
I am definitely looking forward to it!!! You can bring the gummi bears, and we will both hope you aren't actually GUMMING them around your remaining natural tooth. But I would never be so impolite as to notice, because I would never tease anyone so sweet and young as Miss Penni Anne!!!!!!!!!!! |
